I was once so hungry (and also I was trying to impress this girl into thinking I was bad-ass) that I stole a tub of ice-cream from the KFC fridge across the road from my high school.
It was pretty bad-ass. She was pretty impressed.
Until we opened it to enjoy the spoils of my cunning.
Coleslaw.
She wasn't impressed with coleslaw. I was still pretty hungry though, so I ate the whole thing. Alone.
True story.
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