I have to run, there's this girl who hit on me in Maccas - she's pretty funny, I might upload the SMS chat later - but aside from laughing (out loud) at Mike's failure to investigate what would be his Heaven (the Children of God sex cult - no trains, Mike; and the reason I was reading the KJV Bible was because it was the ONLY book I was allowed to read until I was 14) I'll quickly point this out just in case anyone missed it. ROFL.
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CHILDREN NEVER GET TO CHOOSE, BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL CHILDREN, YOU IMBECILE
You people need to start listening to me, or stop listening to your children tell you about the demented tortured miserable insane men who raped them because they couldn't get a grownup to give them any.
- oh and to the demented, tortured, miserable and insane pedophile; you might want to google what the acronym "KJV" stands for, and whilst you're at it, look up the definition for the word "authoritative". And "version", as it relates to interpretation of God's words in thousands of languages and thousands of interpretations in English, alone.
Funny thing.
No, it's hilarious.
They all argue about hilarious trivialities.
Not a SINGLE one of them finds the rape of WOMEN CHILDREN to be "dogma". They all agree on that.
Religious people areso silly. Obv their are stupid atheists as well. I just feel stupid religious people far out weigh the number of stupid atheists. Hearing a stupid atheist and a stupid religious person argue about something as complex as our existence in this realm or universes is like watching Jersey Shore. You know you shouldn't love it, but damn J wow has some nice knockers. U guys know what I'm talking about.
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I like u a lot mike, u r a bully at times, but knowing it was the drugs helps me understand u better. However, your arguments for the bible are hilarious to intellectuals and u know, people who don't need to believe things will happen with no help from themselves.
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We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
The realisation just hit me that the fundamental reason everyone HATES debates where one insane person is ranting is because - since the dawn of human insanity - there has been two Insane morons in that debate.
Whether you believe it's worth your time to look more closely or not is something I am going to heavily attempt to lean on, towards the former. It's implausible, but I assure you. I am one of, but it's a little more exclusive than you'd think, the only sane people alive. I know this because I was destroying everyone when I was INSANE. I was sane until I was twelve-ish, they owned my face until 29. When about to kill myself in pain (imagined, via 'rejection' - I couldn't take it, she was The One rofl), I found sanity instead.
I'm not having a theological debate with an imbecile. I'm talking about something impossibly more colossal than debating with an insane person, which one of us is more - or less - sane. That's what he's interested in. Let me show you what I am interested in.
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You're a broken record of pain, screaming the same old scream non-stop, on repeat. ME ME ME. And children like me spend decades with their mouths open, incapable of being brilliant and thinking brilliant ideas or producing magnificent works of art or beauty or inventing tools of utility. That's only children that are just like me, roughly seven billion of whom are presently alive.
The implications are a little more colossal than you'd imagine, if you're a feeler who never thinks.
the real question is ur dating street urchins you meet at mcdonalds now
CENZO WERE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU OBVIOUSLY U WERENT THERE TO EAT
Where else am I supposed to meet - and stand up - street urchins. Really, I'm dysfunctional. Ignore all that nonsense about my sanity. She's adorable and funny, she even laughs at my hilarious religious jokes which are - arguably - amusing. Stood her up. Didn't mean to, I was always going to be late. Now too late to be late.
I've been in this spot before.
I love my religious jokes though.
"Respect your elders, and YOUNG LADY, I'm SO MUCH OLDER than you! Come here this instant, you don't even have time to dress."
"I speak to God, because if the Pope can, I can too. God wants you to MOVE your tiny ass, already. You have like 10 min after which I'll have to give you an extension, indefinitely; but you can disobey me. Obviously. But God? You'd slap his face by ignoring his wishes?"
"Didn't your Catholic mother even raise you right? Don't be so rude. I'm very offended that you're not more respectful of my religious beliefs. I tolerate yours, don't I; except when you're asleep. Where is the love?"
"YOU CALL THAT CHRISTIAN COMPASSION? Father forgive her, she's far too bright to be into us."
"The Good Book says to Do unto others, so I am going to (my pathetic attempts at flirting smack) because that's what I would have you do to me."
Look, fuckwits. If they're not funny, maybe you're not a ditzy child in Manila who's giggling at someone talking smack about religion? They don't find it funny either. MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD GET A ROOM.
But I do speak to God, I am but a humble vessel. If you read His SMS tidings, you could be forgiven for imagining God was primarily focused on convincing girls to sleep with me. This is not true, of course. God also likes to smoke street 'meth'.
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