My mate Paddy broke his leg and I went over to check up on him, make sure he was doing ok, etc.
I said, "How you holding up there, big guy?"
Paddy says, "I'm doing aiight, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and grab my slippers, my feet are fucking freezing."
So I go upstairs and pass by a room where I see Paddy's 17-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed. Naked.
Thinking quick, I wake them up and say: "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They aren't as dumb as they look in the pic. They try and laugh me off, saying: "Get away with ya.... prove it!"
I shout downstairs, "Paddy! Both of them?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em! What's the point of fuckin one?"
True Story.
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