Hi Mr. G. Bot,
My name is scuter. I would like to inform you that I am also currently in Bangkok. But I do not wish to babysit the Queen at this present time. That is, unless she gets hella high. Even then, it would only be as a personal favour to you.
I can vouch for the services of Mr. Sonatine. That is, I believe he will treat the lady with the respect that is her due. Her royal due. And really - if things go horribly awry - it is Bangkok. You know? I don't think they would trace any responsibility back to you. Lots of people go missing in Bangkok. It's really one of the biggest attractions of the city.
Sincerely,
scuter, esq.
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