this is something i could get into. i'm not a big drinker but i make it a point to get drunk on halloween cause i hate little assholes knocking on my door all night. so i'm all about the pumpkin brew for this year. last year, i used my 285lb punching bag as a decoration. threw a skeleton robe-thingy on it and donks thought it was a real dude. anyways, i was putting it back in the garage while piss drunk via my uphill driveway and dropped that bad boy on my big toe. there was blood. there was bruising. i felt no pain.
-fin