I have to spend some time thinking about my first spamming product. I'm leaning towards the avocado. No matter how far you stray with pears, or how chummy you get with mangoes, or how functional you get with bananas and underage Asian yum-yum - you just keep coming back to the avocado.
It's the Jessica Alba of the Fruit World.
FYI, when you bite into fantasy, it takes like avocado.
The man is obsessed with avocados, but honestly I don't blame him, I've had good guacamole before.