His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
My name is anything people want to call me.
Names are for Christians who need to be identifiable as distinctly individual slaves; which is why parents reduced to the level my biological parents were at, name their children after disciples of Christ.
So there's like so many Johns in the world, it's damn near as embarrassing as Muhammad. It used to tilt me to the point where I did something about it when I was like 11 and I informed everyone that I was Jonny. I had killed John. They ignored me. I considered killing them as well but as time passed through the sandy hourglass, I simply grew up and got over it.
I got over Christian names being worth anything. Christ but do you know how funny it is when someone gets offended because you have not remembered their name? Because that will impress me into remembering!
And I'm not even being sarcastic. I will remember the name of anyone who gets offended that I've forgotten their name but why on Earth are people so insane. Oh that's right, their mothers fucked with their tiny brains and made them care about shit that is retarded shit to shoot yourself in the foot over, like whether or not someone remembers your stupid fucking slave name. I never forget a face. Get offended about what doesn't matter and isn't offensive, and I'll never forget the name attached to your stupid excuse for one.
When they've been formally introduced and everything?!
There is a beautiful synergy of irony in getting offended at someone you wished would remember your name, for their crime of not remembering your name - one imagines, because you have failed to impress them. Perhaps you were too blurry? This world blurs into one moronic, insulting, offensive image when I meet them.
You're all so horrifically polite. I could quite kill you, if I were sane enough to kill those lie to me (for my benefit). That's what you're doing when you greet someone with your demented imagined shrewd façade. But Toddlers you know, they be stupid and if you don't kill them or make a big scene (and who the fuck would?) they imagine they've fooled everyone. A lifetime of this and it's hilarious how indirectly honest some of you sociopaths are when you aren't interested and imagine you're being politely considerate, and then you become interested and Houston, we have a leech.
But if you have failed to impress someone into remembering your name, would it not be sane to either a) not give a fuck, because seriously you're an emo fuck, or b) strive to be more memorable? I dunno, it just seems comical that people will get bum-hurt at my not valuing them when I do it inadvertently. I can tell them I don't value them and suddenly they're all like "Like I could care". But if I don't tell them I don't value them (and don't, because no one has value when they're insane and obsessed with deceit), you should see the faces on these poor little babies.
You'd think their favourite Nan-Nan kicked the bucket. They assume they've done something to make me remember their name; they're so hilariously insane I swear. They say, "Are you angry with me? Did I do something to offend you?"
They had not. I'd remember their name, if they had; in the way I'd remember it moving forward.
If you care about people remembering your name, you're insane. But you could try - oh I dunno - being more impressive, insomuch that people think about you sufficiently often enough to associate your dumb face with your dumb name. But I don't care about that shit. A shell of a human by any other name...is still a disposable human good for sex and nothing else. Then they get offended at that.
Hah.
They have nothing else to offer so when you purchase the one produce they're peddling, they get offended. Christ, honest to God, I'm terrified of any and all associations.
There's no shortage of johns in this world.
And niggers say I cannot write.
But all that aside, I'd just as soon as not be associated with any creeps. You're a creep if you fuck a whore or if you're a whore; so like everyone, including myself (but then we can choose our family and friends - lol @ anyone who fell for that dumb Confidence trick - but you can't choose yourself).
I guess you can, if you wanted to. If you don't care for yourself, and if you're staring down the barrel of disassociating yourself from you; rather than suicide, does anyone ever try not sucking at life?
I barely care. You're all beneath me because you're needy. But I like to help. If you think you don't suck at life, I got news for you buster. You do. Try not lying for a little while and you'll know the truth soon enough. Deny your needy reality then, faggots. You know on second thought, belay all of that.
Just noose.
But I'm not intolerable, I can live with myself. We're all johns at the end of the day but I barely fuck prostitutes so I barely count. I like prostitutes but these days all prostitutes are whores, and my knowing this makes it count. But what can you do, when you cannot communicate your point of view to the incommunicado bitches of their whore mothers. It's a strange world.
Still, one can't expect much when you discover you were brought into the world by a banshee who has named you "Beloved of Yahweh, God of Misery and War". He'll kill my great-grandchildren if I don't love him back. Tight God of Love.
Thanks Mom! Just the needy stalker anyone would wish for.
First World Problems.
I'd care more but then I remembered I'm not Rum Dick. Also I have a massive wang that makes girls shriek in a way that makes me blush until I remember they're gonna call my bluff.
My wang is just representing value. Girls who like sex at 10 x the biological capacity of men can be so cruel. So so cruel.
Some have been known to get violent. They take it very seriously but then I suppose if you liked it 10 x as much as you do, only for me to [insert pun about back doors or something involving a beat], you would get emotional too.
Think about that for awhile. Visualise it. Thatta BOY.
ROFL say my name bitch.
We both know that you did.
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
My hero!
But no seriously, you can try to manufacture fake favours but you should choose another sucker for this game.
I grew up with Christians. I know how the con works. You're not earning returnable favours when you do this because your assistance is not solicited and it's insulting. You're earning something else.
You don't wanna earn that. It will present as owwies! And Momma might not be there to love your boo-boos away, meaning you'll have to rely on Time and we all know what a fickle bitch that bitch is when you're not having fun.
But no seriously, you can try to manufacture fake favours but you should choose another sucker for this game.
I grew up with Christians. I know how the con works. You're not earning returnable favours when you do this because your assistance is not solicited and it's insulting. You're earning something else.
You don't wanna earn that. It will present as owwies! And Momma might not be there to love your boo-boos away, meaning you'll have to rely on Time and we all know what a fickle bitch that bitch is when you're not having fun.
(I'll have slowed time, with the owwies; sigh).
My point being, stop.
Your point? You have no point as you are incapable of grasping points when they are not laid at your damned feet. My comment had nothing to do with you and everything to do with a pretty rude comment gay sex made to suicide king, I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea, the really troubling thing is YOU have the audacity to insinuate I *ME* I am the one who can't be trusted to overlook some minor detail and potentially bungle up something important- YOU CAN'T EVEN READ FOR FUCK'S SAKE! You sure do have nerve though, never running out of that. Always have your gums flapping in the wind always have something to say about how right you are and how smart you are and how right the world isn't and oh just shut the hell up for a month or three will you?
Cue 35 paragraph post that rambles on about nothing even close to the topic at hand there will be a Jesus picture and some kind of acid being thrown on a face reference and definitely the word yourSelf will make a few dozen appearances at he might interject the need for people to adopt and why we should be sleeping with slutty girls and loving it blah blah blah.
Heard it all before, multiple times jv. Your not impressing nor are you educating/enlightening you are simply regurgitating. You are stale, your material is stale just like your mind is stale your bank account is stale and more likely than not your bed is the most stale of all.
Names are for Christians who need to be identifiable as distinctly individual slaves; which is why parents reduced to the level my biological parents were at, name their children after disciples of Christ.
That started terrible enough but at the end there -WOW- you are seriously on the worst crack ever and it's probably your filthy addiction to street poison that is preventing you from actually taking a big step to helping get your mind right with actual medicine but you know best I mean afterall, you're smarter and richer than everyone else, you're the king! You know everything! All hail skynigger, the KING!!!
Last edited by sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ; 01-29-2013 at 06:11 AM.
Reason: had to shorten that crap Wong was pointing me in the right direction all along
I had to I can't quote crap that long no one wants to read it and I hate posting without a quote because I'm always afraid no one will link the post I made to the post I was referencing. I had in mind to M/O the entire thing but I am never sure how much time I have here before the post is locked for editing so to be on the safe side I deleted a little bit and was satisfied with the compromise.
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
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Originally Posted by SBG
My comment had nothing to do with you...I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea
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Originally Posted by SBG
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
My comment had nothing to do with you...I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
My comment had nothing to do with you...I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
My comment had nothing to do with you...I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
His name is not Johnathan it's John or Johnny you degenerate
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBG
My comment had nothing to do with you...I made this more than blatantly obvious by the ending there "you degenerate" how you miss simple things like this I have no idea
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