Would you rather fuck Serena Williams or get fucked in the ass by a zebra?

[Ikechukwu Oboabona]

The main problem is simply that people do not recognize this zebra, let alone respect one when they see it. Is as if when they see the zebra they just want to kill it. On side B, to coin a phrase, most people who use or ride this zebra are naïve. I mean they just climb this zebra and think this motorists will equally respect them. But unfortunate, this is the time you have to scram for your life or scream blue murder because for the seeming disrespect and disregard for users of the zebra: they just come at you as if they really want to get at you or kill you. After all, I had thought that the zebras were a very decent means to cross the road, as they are particularly suited or built for that purpose. So, it becomes a disservice to use or ride one when crossing the road.

[Tyde]

is this dupe 408 ?

wow what a train wreck whoever it is

I lose any and all respect for people who just pound out walls of text with no respect for punctuation or regard for the the beauty of paragraphs and sentence structure.

if this dupe is mike, I can't even begin to reply because it redefines the meaning of the word 'embarrassing' on many levels

'

[Tyde]

fuck

[tony bagadonuts]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyde

is this dupe 408 ?

wow what a train wreck whoever it is

I lose any and all respect for people who just pound out walls of text with no respect for punctuation or regard for the the beauty of paragraphs and sentence structure.

if this dupe is mike, I can't even begin to reply because it redefines the meaning of the word 'embarrassing' on many levels

'

Unless it's Delaware obv.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

would you rather get fucked in the ass by me or ...shit, lost my train of thought

fuck I love being me

[Behemoth]

Now this is quite the quandry. On one hand, you're getting fucked by a zebra which is probably pretty uncomfortable. On the other hand, you're fucking Serena Williams which presents a few problems of it's own. First off, who's going to hold her cock while you're taking her to poundtown? Is she going to expect a fuck/get fucked kind of deal ala the ole switcheroo? Because both her and the Zebra are packing at least 12". Are you gonna have to give her a reach around? Has she showered, or is she fresh off the court ala Australian Open where it's 105 and she just got done with a grueling 5 setter? Quite the pickle.


Oh wow, just thought of another situation. Would it sway anyone that said get fucked by the zebra if Serena was sucking her own dick while you were fucking her? Hmm....decisions decisions.

[Hillbilly Jim]

[Behemoth]

Just went back through the first two pages. Carrano going ham on those yams. Borderline too thick, but I would let her put the cunt lock on me until I tapped out. B likes'em with a little meat on the bone.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behemoth

Just went back through the first two pages. Carrano going ham on those yams. Borderline too thick, but I would let her put the cunt lock on me until I tapped out. B likes'em with a little meat on the bone.

[gay sex]

lol at old serena destroying the million view skatz thread