I finally did it. I made my way to the local Taco Bell/KFC.
I had only one thing on my mind and it was to come in a soft taco. (sounds gay I know.) I'm fucked enough that I only remember "supreme" was in the name and it was heavenly.
Delighted with myself I stopped at the local 7/11 and picked up two pieces of the mistery pizza that was not claimed from the night before and I have to say it was horrifically satisfying. I've got my hand close to speed dialling 911 but I may already be in heaven.
Ok I was seriously considering the Bermuda triangle of bad food intake after Taco Bell and 7/11 but I couldn't pull the trigger.
Instead I find myself staring down at a bowl of deep fried shrimp/imitation seafood, yams and rice. Now I'm no yam lover, believe you me, but you can pretty much deep fry a weak bowel movement and it's good to go.
limitles is actually a decent person. oven wax is a toddler rapist who had the gall to squander a precious Scuter date and turn it into his own rape fest across the pond.