Neverstop Fan Fiction Action Zone

[Fake Neverstop]

Neverstop got a flat tire one night and didn't know how to change the tire, and didn't want to get his marching band uniform dirty so he walked down the street to an all night diner and ordered a coffee. He asked if it was alright if he used the phone, and the hairy paper hat guy put an old rotary phone on the counter for him. Neverstop reached for the phone but knocked his coffee over into his lap, dirtying his marching band uniform and burning his genitals. His dick skin came off like wet toilet paper. In frustration, he slammed the phone down, and then the diner guy kicked his ass for disrespecting his property, and his car got impounded and it ended up costing him like 180 dollars\\

[Fake Neverstop]

Neverstop was out sailing one day when a fish swam through the bottom of the boat and grabbed his penis in its wet scaly mouth. Neverstop hollared and dove through the bottom of the boat and grabbed the fishes penis with both hands. The penis of the fish and Neverstop made eye contact and realized how silly they were being and they laughed and laughed and they remain good friends to this day.

[Hillbilly Jim]

why isnt this thread in the hall of fame???

[gay sex]

cuz we only put ironic terrible threads in our hall of fame that was kind of a skatz invention and bobs mousepad thread

[gay sex]

like someones mayweather maidana thread for instance

[Hillbilly Jim]

that fat guy with broner always tilts me

[Bobby Wong]

realtalk, that mousepad is getting hecka dilapidated

[Hillbilly Jim]

mousepad update?

[Bobby Wong]

i got a new one that's the picture of elvis and nixon shaking hands, but it is also getting hecka dilapidated. also i'm not sure why the thread about it isn't in the hof, but i blame vaughan p and gare equally. http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=28674