Very funny, Beenfagging.
I like how you're trying to make weak attempts at my mother, but let's compare mine and yours:
1. My mother sired doctors and bracelet winners. Your mother "raised" an ass-wiping, micro tournament "poker pro".
2. My mother is employed as a real estate salesman whose business number could easily be found with google. Your mother was probably a crack addict that's why you had granny raise you.
3. My mother raised a bracelet winner, almost entirely by herself. When I was a child and started crying, Abe never came to my aide. He was confident the mother would do it. Your mother has 0 bracelet winning children.
Like most Jewish families, my mother comes from a powerful ancestry. When I was still a boy, she told me how her family has a long tradition of marrying its own kin. Thus explaining the defined features of this handsome woman. At 24, I was set to carry on this practice with my younger sister, 16-year-old Jodi. But by this time, I had already begun aggressively attempting to lose my virginity via phone chat lines and Jodi had indeed found herself going black and has yet to come back. Despite the break in tradition, my mother understood and respected our wishes, Beenfagging.
This is just another instance where you've failed in life. I have the impression we'll never see you on Donkdown again, so get used to seeing me here.
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