So I take the wife out shopping. We buy some fragrances from LUSH, we get some bath bombs and other gay shit, I take her for Sushi and order the Sake. They bring me a whole jar of warm sake. Well being a Mexican man I can't let liquor go to waste. I drink the whole jar and drive home. I proceed to drink Cranberry coconut Malibu and Vodka. I've had 4 of those but wife thinks i'm just drinking cranberry juice. She is in the shower, im hella drunk and im hoping I can be smooth enough to make another baby tonight.... wish me luck and good aim......
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We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
Did my best gentleman, couldn't perform up to the standards that were needed for baby making...
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We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
Not too proud to admit that I have used LUSH products myself. Angels on Bare Skin or something like that. Cleanses my face and leaves a soothing, yet refreshing feel, which invigorates me before my evening slumber.
Got hammered and trying to get lucky
Did my best gentleman, couldn't perform up to the standards that were needed for baby making...
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