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Old 04-03-2011, 10:28 AM   #1
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So, the woman I just started dating comes by my condo tonight and we go out for Thai for dinner. We then head over to catch LIMITLESS at the local theater and had a good time. A buddy of mine turned 40 yesterday so I told her we were going to meet up with them to celebrate. We go to the bar where he, his gf, and a few guys from my building were hanging out.

One of the guys there, I am not fond of. He started some shit with me 18 months ago when he was drunk and I had to deal with his idiotic behavior ever since. The guy is a mental midget.

At the bar, he comes up to my gf and grabs her ass. She turned to him and I thought she was going to deck him, but she kept her cool and asked him to go back to his seat. The idiot was completely trashed, and spent the day at the Cubs game, then drinking all day at this bar. He was obnoxious.

Two friends stepped in and separated them. The idiot starts problems with another friend. Apparently the idiot is mad at me for some unknown reason and wanted to fight me. They start so much trouble that idiot is asked to leave the bar.

its now awkward, and after about 30 minutes, I suggest to my gf that I want to head back to my condo. I get a call on my phone from my building, but there is no voicemail. Odd.

She drives me back to my building and as we drive past my cars in the lot, I notice two cop cars in front of one of them. The idiot decided to take out his drunk frustrations with me by grabbing a sledge hammer, and completely destroyed my car. Busted out glass, mirrors shattered, dents on every portion, lights smashed in. Apparently there is a witness, so I have to hope that this person testifies in the am. I now have to appear at the police station in a few hours (havent slept yet since the gf just left at 4:15am). This dumbfuck trashed my 2008 pimped out Ford Fusion that was coming off the lease in 3 months and I was going to buy it.

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i don't know what's worse, having your vehicle smashed up good or referring to this woman as a "gf."

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also there has to be more to this story, what shit did this guy start with you 18 months ago and how has he been tooling on you ever since?

and don't hang out with people from your 'building' it sounds hecka retarded, this isn't Friends
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i don't know what's worse, having your vehicle smashed up good or referring to this woman as a "gf."

shitty.

Im trying to tell a story here, Shecky, so rather than describe her as "The women with whom I am currently on my 3rd date with", and type that out several times, I chose to just use GF to make things simple.

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also there has to be more to this story, what shit did this guy start with you 18 months ago and how has he been tooling on you ever since?

and don't hang out with people from your 'building' it sounds hecka retarded, this isn't Friends



This guy is a Mental Midget, so I will use MM when refering to him.

a few summers ago, a group of us were playing sand volleyball over here (I had just gotten out of surgery and wanted to see if I could play, cause Im an idiot who pushes himself too hard and then pays for it later). MM's girlfriend is a Vietnamese woman who doesnt speak great english and is quiet. She walks over from the pool area and stands next to the volleyball area, watching us play. She never opened her mouth. After 10 minutes, she went back to the pool. MM, now drunk, comes walking over to us while we were playing and unloads something like this: "Hey, what the fuck, Sherri wanted to fucking play but you fuckers wouldnt fucking let her. Fucking Bullshit, man. Fuck you. Fucking bullshit. We were all stunned. We told him we had no idea she wanted to play and we would have let her if she asked. She just stood there.

He tells everyone to Fuck Off, then goes back to the pool. I then told the players that I was going to go over there and cool him down and explain what happened. As i approach him at the pool, in front of about 10-14 other people, I tell MM that we had no idea she wanted to play, we would have let her, etc, and then he gets all pissed off and tries to get in my face like he wants to fight. Hes a muscular guy, but maybe around 5'6, like an Ooompa Loompa. I stand there like, "Really?" and just stare at him like this has to be a joke.

The guy is a complete ass and I never liked him, but had to associate with him because he lives next two a few people that I do like and we all end up doing things together. I have no idea why he flipped out but he spent all day drinking and was obnoxious as hell at the bar. They tossed him out around 11:30 and when I got home just after midnight, the car was totaled. I think the sunroof is ok, but everything on the body is dented in. My guess is he hit that thing around 40-50 times with a sledge hammer based on the amount of dents/scratches.

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