gamble bot

[Tyde]

how about you fucking BLOW ME







self righteous, self-serving jerkoff


sorry you got divorced


boo hoo sniff sniff


get over yourself pseudo intellectual Texas trash.


life sucks and then you drop dead


deal with it and get off your fucking high horse

[Tyde]

So whats the scoop anyway you fucking crybaby

you rent an apartment ?

why did she leave you ? (other than the obvious that you are a pompous limp dick redneck alcoholic)

did you even pass the bar ?

I don't see what all the fuss is about

not impressed with your infrequent rants

anyway

[Tyde]

we go way back John








































sort of

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literally 100x better pic for : noose

[Tyde]

cue: post/reply from Gamble Cock re: how his life equity is sliding into the abyss



























ONE TIME

[Tyde]

seriously though...



I am drunk but John is a selfish posturing asshole who plays every angle




NEVER FORGET





serve it up





lets rock

[Tyde]

[Tyde]

GODDAMNIT

I GOT SHIT TO DO

[Tyde]

AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS....

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lol who knew Spam could be so poetic

[Tyde]

HURRY THE FUCK UP












































OR I'M JUST GONNA CRASH



































FUCK TEXAS

[Tyde]

ITS 8 AM IN TEXAS I WAS HOPING JOHN WOULD BE UP GETTING READY TO TO 'WORK'


IM FUCKED UP OBV



THEY ARE SELLING 1/5THS OF JIM AT THE LOCAL GHETTO RAGHEAD LIQUOR STORE FOR 9.99



TOO GOOD TO PASS UP



I ASKED HADJI HOW LONG THE PRICE WAS GOOD FOR




HE SAID 'UNTIL YOU DIE OF LIVER CANCER'




SMART KID