This is a video in a pit of snakes (I think from reddit). Indianna Jones shit. I wanted to post this somewhere.. didn't know where theni realize this guy might be scooters neighbor. Seriously.. Are those things defanged ? Are cobra bites not that bad ? Are they _that_ predictable ? God damn I hate snakes. Seems like that guy is just asking to be bitten if he does that with regularity.
defanging venomous snakes doesnt work; the fangs grow back with each shed pretty much.
the only way to make a venomous snake non-venomous is to surgically remove the venom glands, and even that has a body count because sometimes they just plain grow back as well.
chances are that is not a snake bite kit btw but who knows. in Thailand a snakebite kit is often a satchel of herbs and a magic rock you rub on the bite.
not making that up.
most cobra bites are potentially lethal, some more than others of course. like king cobras tend to bite then 'walk' the fangs up while biting over and over, each time injecting more venom. they can and have killed elephants. other cobras tend to be more docile and prone to dry bites, which are basically warning bites where they intentionally hold back on venom.
that said, what we probably see here is a combination of snakes that are essentially domesticated (as much as snakes can be) combined with a guy who is sure 100% that if he dies, hes getting reincarnated as someone with a better job.
About 10 months ago I walked out on my back porch to find a 4'4" rattelsnake.. Kept hearing a weird noise inside house.... finally get up to see what it is... couldn't figure out wtf it was until i walked to the edge of the porch stoned and scratching my nuts to see what my cat was looking down at. Fuck me. Cat wouldn't leave it alone. I shot it. I no longer skip around at night frolicking naked in the grass... even when its out of rattlesnake season. (not too hot, not too cold) It had 13 rattlers. Believe it or not. I fucking hate snakes. First rattlesnake I ever encounter and its about long as you can possibly find, 10 feet away from my backdoor, and agitated as fuck.
Urban living is a different game, you gotta worry about niggers.
dude. when it was explained to me that i wasnt living in a rattlesnake infestation area in north vegas, i almost exhaled, then they showed me the piles of scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses that came out of houses in my neighborhood, floating in jars of formaldehyde like they got lost on their way to my nightmares.
why dont you drive your honda to a porch that dosent have any rattlesnakes
Because I have a mazda ? Hey Bob get this I am taking a course on writing fiction to finish out the last 3 hours of a degree. I am praying that god blesses my command of the english language with a fraction of Marty's... then maybe.. just maybe.. I'll write a story as good as Korndog Kings.
defanging venomous snakes doesnt work; the fangs grow back with each shed pretty much.
the only way to make a venomous snake non-venomous is to surgically remove the venom glands, and even that has a body count because sometimes they just plain grow back as well.
chances are that is not a snake bite kit btw but who knows. in Thailand a snakebite kit is often a satchel of herbs and a magic rock you rub on the bite.
not making that up.
most cobra bites are potentially lethal, some more than others of course. like king cobras tend to bite then 'walk' the fangs up while biting over and over, each time injecting more venom. they can and have killed elephants. other cobras tend to be more docile and prone to dry bites, which are basically warning bites where they intentionally hold back on venom.
that said, what we probably see here is a combination of snakes that are essentially domesticated (as much as snakes can be) combined with a guy who is sure 100% that if he dies, hes getting reincarnated as someone with a better job.
HOF post
Any truth that these guys also starve the snakes or freeze them prior to shooting the video's? I heard the late croc hunter used to spray some kind of compressed cold air on venomous snakes before handling them on camera, there by greatly reducing his risk.
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Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
dude. when it was explained to me that i wasnt living in a rattlesnake infestation area in north vegas, i almost exhaled, then they showed me the piles of scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses that came out of houses in my neighborhood, floating in jars of formaldehyde like they got lost on their way to my nightmares.
ALMOST EXHALED
HOF
hahahaa
We are gonna go toe to toe one day soon stud, and I mean in terms of creative writing. On that day and for however long our battle lasts you better believe I am bringing my A game with me and I am taking no prisoners.
The post above is funny, but I swear to God on all that's good in this earth I will bring the thunder, and when I do, you will be cursing my name in your sleep for the foreseeable future.
It's coming, best believe it's coming...
Also I call *UTTER BULLSHIT* anyone showed you one single brown recluse from your neighborhood.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Cobalina
Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way
Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
Well they're pretty stupdi animals and quite predictable. I still find it amazing to see the guy grab one from the front... but I think they're literally so dumb they are very predictable. Still, one would expect the handler to get lazy about things and fuck up here and there. I'd like to see the things fed... meh..