2You misunderstand, I never said there were too many stickys, it's just that the ones you had SUCKED and I implied as much without being cruel. Of course I know you knew that already and weren't dumb enough to think I just dislike stickys in general. I mean, if that were true, you might do something completely idiotic, like make a thread about how much I hate stickys for example.
I digress- In such situation it might be hard to "turn off the machine", so to speak, and your stupidity could run rampant and become unstoppable. You might then abandon all logic and reason and, I don't know, stick the stupid thread that should never have been made in the first place in a pathetic attempt to annoy me. This double whammy is to be avoided at all costs as the potential ramifications are grim- a total abandonment by your brain cells, for life.
Under such conditions the moment would be ripe for a literal raping of common sense. The emergence of words and phrases such as "underdeveloped frontal lobe" or "primate" could point to the emergence of the harbinger of all things evil-the literal death and abandonment of morality, logic, and reason- that death has a name, and its name is JEWDONK.
Of course be chipper mate, today the grass is still green and california cows produced enough california cheese to last 3 life times. Jewdonk does not exist, after all, it's creator HATES his own creation and has spent untold sums of money and time trying to eradicate jewdonk from the internet. In fact, he has sworn off jewdonk entirely and pledged an oath to walk away from his former lifestyle forever. His old enemies Bob and Sonatine, just a blip in his rearview mirror as he zooms on down the freeway of life, never to see or think of them again. Smart man right there, I mean who knows, had he been cursed stupid at some point AND lost his balls at exactly the same moment he might have crawled back to the internet, gotten on his hands and knees, and not only placed a crown of thorns upon his head that spell JEWDONK but begged Bob and Sonatine to anally rape him repeatedly. Under the guise of some silly meaningless title, meant to sucker punch him via his bloated ego, this might sadly be closer to reality than one can imagine.
That would NEVER happen though, and the thought of such a tragic turn of events makes me sad enough to drink, so let's never speak of it again.
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