Nothing like drinking 3 cups of coffee and taking a glorious shit in the morning.
Discuss.
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My boys, we are at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forcasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by labour. Now which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
Someone who puts fucking 6 packets of SPLENDA, and god damn french vanilla creamer in their coffee should not be throwing stones at other peoples beverage choices.
I literally can sleep with girls like this but rarely do because they're terrible too. You cannot have a conversation with anyone in the entire world without gritting your teeth as they just idiotically lie to you. Yes I realise most of you are too stupid to know when you're being lied to, but I'm not stupid enough to know what "no comment" means.
But seriously caffeine is a fucking "hard drug", probably harder than meth. You don't realise it of course. But you've never had Desoxyn so you've never had meth have you? Keep drinking your fucking "hard drugs" in the morning slaves.