oh shit dawgs guess who i just saw on conspiracy theory with jesse ventura

[Hillbilly Jim]

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needs to have more green

Oh jim just hasnt been the same here without you

[Hillbilly Jim]

guys you better drink your room temperature water while you can
god damn china is stealing our fresh water and what they arent stealing old t boone pickens is going to make a billion dollars off of it

[gay sex]

Do a rant on China hogging up all rare earth minerals next

do a rant on gare being a massive hipster faggot instead

and also mention the fact he drinks mountain dew for breakfast

[Hillbilly Jim]

ill save that for the aussie posters so they can throw in some clive references

also the god damn bush family is going to own south america in the future, kids bought up hundreds of thousands of acres in paraguay over the biggest aquifer in south america

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The Bush family controls the $1 TRILLION / annum illicit drug industry. Bush Snr was a bad, bad CIA criminal.

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WOW LOOKS LIKE ME AN OVEN RACKS ARE BOUT TO SQUARE OFF

[Hillbilly Jim]

Some ecologists say in the 21st century, fresh water – essential for all life on earth, will be more valuable than oil or gold. So by controlling access to Acuifero Guarani, Bush will become the South American equivalent of the Saudi royal family.

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I paid for this Simon black newsletter like 2 years ago at some conference and he's been trying to sell me on getting citizenship in Uruguay