Still would take a veritable horde of those things vs a pair of mormons sauntering up IN TO my garage, sneaky-but-innocent like (flashbacks- the tie, the cheap-clip on- TIE) how they do it.
The bat creatures seem most welcome, as evidenced by those man-made perchs they are ....sleeping-up? in?
Whatever-hanging I guess it's called. Mormons travel in pairs for protection (not physical but mental. when one inevitably starts unraveling the lies it may well be too late to stop the damage by the time they pedal back to church, THAT'S WHAT HIS SOUL LIFELINE IS FOR THO!
The bats on the other hand, what being stupid creatures and not sophistimicated like us, just think about eating sleeping and fucking.
PRAISE JESUS!
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