Ape is posting at DonkDown because he cant afford to get to his dying father because he doesnt have a car, and is locked out of his house, and cant find anything to shit in, and he wants to be Scooter when he grows up.
also he wants to bet me $50 about something, although i can't really understand what. you know, instead of riding his bike down to the bus station so he can go be at his father's deathbed.