is calling people yardbirds a thing

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im preeeeeeettty sure its not, but like if im in a car and i see some retards on the sidewalk can i be like look AT THOSE YARDBIRDS

i feel like were 78 percent there as a people but im gonna have to blaze new territory on this

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dang yall i just got hecka pm'd by sonatine and blake and both of them said their moms made them listen to the yardbirds

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grapes it not ur fault for being the second coming of a yardbird you just gave these limp dick faggots nightmares

[MistaCobalina]

yardbirds are chickens. When Charlie Parker was on tour, driving to or from Omaha, strangely enough, a mess of yardbirds ran across the road, and the driver couldn't stop, so they killed a bunch of them. Parker, being a true negro, insisted the driver stop, and picked the dead chickens up off the road, and took them to the next gig, where they were cooked. That's how he got the nickname yardbird, and the group The Yardbirds were named after him.

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lol

[MistaCobalina]

A little piece of Nebraska history for you gare. Not often does it intercept with Jazz history.

[MistaCobalina]

[MistaCobalina]

And your mom's nickname is Maude Bird.

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was chazz parker the guy who died at like 34 and the coroner was like holy fuck i thought this guy was 80

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also cob you now have to offically stop repping sanjay lumpkin cuz kyle prater was granted a full waiver no restrictions, thats ur guy now kid

[MistaCobalina]

He was a hecka bad herion addict, yeah. Him and Dizzy G were gods among men. They invented BeBop because they got tired of Onestep's grandpa coming into their negro clubs in Harlem, and straight ripping off their stuff. They played faster and faster till Hymen Stepberg could no longer transcribe what they were playing.

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	lol
	lol this nigga said hymen stepberg