Dove Deodorant Review

[anatine]

So every 6-9 months I change up my deodorant for a day or week or so (then go right back to Speed Stick Unscented with the blue cap that no one carries anymore so I have to order it off fucking amazon I mean really) just to keep my armpits guessing.

To be clear Im pretty scent-sensitive. Changes in laundry detergent for example can cost me sleep for days until the scent wears out and/or I get used to it.

So this was on my mind when I went deodorant shopping the other day and of course...

You know what, never mind.

Point is my new deodorant smells like its active ingredients are radioactive cat piss and arsenic.

And its actually smelling more powerful now than when it was when I put it on yesterday.

Fuck man.

[anatine]

Tire play me off.

[Hillbilly Jim]

up your cocaine use until you lose your sense of smell

[tire]

Comments

good man

[tire]

serious post: go to the hospital, you're having a stroke

[anatine]

thats just what my stroke expects me to do.

thats why im undermining its influence by baking chocolate chip cookies.