sorry about this me and sonatine outburst

[gay sex]

were using gallows humor to distract from the upcoming channing matthew tatum epidemic that will destroy any white guy who cant pop and lock going forward

[gay sex]

ITS A REAL PROBLEM

[anatine]

not for me, im a pop locking motherfucker.

[gay sex]

you couldnt backflip on ur best day son, and thats where the bar is at, BACKFLIPS

cannot compete

[anatine]

i can flop on my back like a fucking stallion, however.

a stallion of flopping.

[gay sex]

like it used to be bradley cooper and we can compete with that, but now its god damn tatum who is working out nonstop

really really not good for us

[anatine]

just got off the phone with angel, shes going to come back here and advise us on possible makeover avenues to compete.

say what you want gare, shes literally our only hope.

[gay sex]

tell her about blood orange MANGO mojitos

shes likely not up to date on the good merch

[lost.]

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[lost.]

JUST FINISHED A SPOILED SALAD WITH MEALWORM VINAIGRETTE YALL



SHIT WAS TOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIGHT