they are pretty fucking awesome before that one night when your parents are out of town for their anniversary and your dads brother comes over to take care of you and you wake up late at night and see your uncle silhouetted in the doorway and he walks in, closing the door behind him, sets his nearly empty fifth of beam on your dresser, starts unbuttoning his shirt and says "buckle up kid"
they are pretty fucking awesome before that one night when your parents are out of town for their anniversary and your dads brother comes over to take care of you and you wake up late at night and see your uncle silhouetted in the doorway and he walks in, closing the door behind him, sets his nearly empty fifth of beam on your dresser, starts unbuttoning his shirt and says "buckle up kid"