police believe that mr. sex was traveling to area 7-11s to scour the shelves for any remaining twinkies. when his car failed to start after his eighth stop he called an unlicensed taxi service that was advertised on a handwritten index card affixed to a video blackjack machine with a bandaid. he was last seen in the company of a devious looking asian man who is now sought for questioning by state and federal authorities. citizens are asked to report any suspicious asians or suspected asians immediately.