AND SO IT BEGINS...

[anatine]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...k-trainer.html


Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.


Published: 1:07PM GMT 16 Dec 2009
Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
Lo Wung, 42, got a taste of his own medicine after teaching a group of monkeys some basic taekwondo moves Photo: CEN

Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.

But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

He only managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in the rope that had been used to stop them running off.

Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."

[SkyNigger]

I tried to come up with how much I would genuinely pay to have seen that occur live...and we're into body parts now.

[MistaCobalina]

[GAMBLE-BOT]

It would have better if these were full grown chips or baboons. Then they would literally have killed this guy increasing my Daily Satisfaction Level (DSL) 4.8%

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMBLE-BOT

It would have better if these were full grown chips or baboons. Then they would literally have killed this guy increasing my Daily Satisfaction Level (DSL) 4.8%

i was thinking the same thing while reading it, i kept waiting for like "doctors are growing a new face for him" or "some of his fingers were put on ice and may be able to be re-attached".

[MistaCobalina]

Okay, but take another look at that photo. that's about as cool of thing as I can imagine.

[Hillbilly Jim]

gamblebot and lolomons kids is on the far right

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skatz

[Hillbilly Jim]

is that mokney armless? wtf

[gay sex]

i love saying and so it begins "persons name"

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	unbelievable
	yup

[mama luigi]

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.