Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
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this might ruffle a few feathers
BUT IM COMING OUT AGAINST LOBSTER, ITS NOT THAT GOOD AND IDIOTS WHO ARE LIKE OH DANG GIVE ME THAT GIANT LOBSTER THATS OVER 2 POUNDS ARE BASICALLY ADMITTINNG TO EATING OLD LOBSTERS YOU WANT UR LOBBYKINS UNDER 2 POUNDS AND THINKING UR BALLER EATING SOME 4 POUND OLD LOBSTER IS A MOVE FOR IDIOTS
I have been saying lobster is terrible my entire life. Oysters are just as bad. Soft shell crab. Fish with bones. Calimari. There is a lot of terrible under the sea.
get real with your life vance we all know you never saw a lobster until you were 19 and then you ran out of the room screaming because you thought it was a sign of the apocalypse
ROFL I've been hating on lobster ever since I was like 5 and one of the dudes my whore mother was "flirty fishing" took us all out to some fancy restaurant and it was a big deal and my mom was being perfectly horrid and accusing me of not liking the lobster just to be difficult but that had nothing to do with it.
Lobster is fantastic if prepared correctly. Its subtle with a marvelous texture. Whats crazy is how often I have shitty lobster.
One of the worst lobster tails I ever had was in Ruth's Chris for example.
But yeah steam that shit, run under cold water, then reheat in rosemary infused garlic butter. Get the timing right and its super fucking hot to the max.
the thing with lobster is that 90% of the time when it's a dinner option you could just as easily get a steak and i would rather have the steak and i'm not fat enough to eat both so i almost never have lobster unless i'm vacationing in new england and then they have so much fucking lobster they're practically throwing it at you