official i somehow have a landshark lager shirt but ive never had the beer and i just

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bought some thread

OH ITS OFFICIAL NOW IM NOT A POSER WITH A SHIRT IM AN AFICIONADO NOW

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fellow landshark lover approves

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I JUST TOOK A SIP ITS KINDA GOOD?

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also the chick at the store was new im like is this ur first day cuz i kinda come here alot, she admits its her second and then calls me sir, im like yea you dont have to do that and she admits its a reflex from the military

OUR SERVICEWOMEN are GETTING JOBS PEOPLE USA USA

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also she was literally like 5 feet tall and black so basically chang if you need me to hook u up with someone more size appropriate i got this

like bitch was dainty i know u need this in ur life blake just tell the kids ur going out for koolaid and never come back

[Behemoth]

I have a similar oddity Gare. I have a Coronado Beer Co 64oz "Grumbler" but have never had a sip of Coronado beer.

[Bobby Wong]

of course you haven't, only the ultra-rich and extremely powerful denizens of coronado can afford to drink that and it's quite impossible that any of them would stoop to posting here

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nice denizen use

[Behemoth]

I'm just glad to say I own a used bottle.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

all my white friends have been tearing up the micro brewery's the last decade or so, there is so much awesome to be had.

here's to you and yours my fine friend, Godspeed and I hope you don't wake up with a hangover

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