Very likely trip report

[limitles]

So I find myself at the jar store and after stocking up I head back to the car and what do I happen upon?



Thas right, a lonely joint in a bag that looks like it may have been run over a couple of times. Excuse the pic.

No biggie for most of you I'm sure but I have stayed away from the ganja purposely for the last ten years or so. Just not my cup of tea you might say. I smoked the shit for years until I realized weed didn't get along.

Anywho, I'm smoking this baby, probably tomorrow and I can only hope it's laced with some psycho-stimulant and we'll see if we can get the cops involved.

All for now

[Bobby Wong]

what do they sell at the jar store

[limitles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

what do they sell at the jar store

You're kind of wrecking a good story here
Best to use your imagination

[Bobby Wong]

i mean for real, is this where you were?



because look at the kind of people who shop there, they are fucking psychopaths



you're probably smoking ross brandt's weed, and you know that dude likes to get dusted

[gay sex]

what the fuck is a jar store

[gay sex]

get ur act together les

[limitles]

Yeah I'm into pickling the intestines of those I disembowel whilst torturing.

I'll trade you one whilst for one jar store

btw, you are now complicit in sending me over the edge as far as Canadian standards

re: consumption of any one product

[gay sex]

what

[limitles]

Ok the end of a short expected trip......

I smoked that joint, half anyway and pretty much passed out.

Day two, I took a couple hits of what was left and immediately felt great regret

for the whole Germany WW11 thingy. Hard to figure.

Dope sucks unwashed Grecian steam bath fags.

There is nothing for me with a joint. Zero enjoyment. Happy trails to you heads but

you might as well lobotomize me (this has been discussed).

Booze - Stimulants - BoozeStimulantcombo ftw.

[limitles]

BTW what fucking were you smoking to not recognize what a "jar store" was.

I mean really. It's limitles and he's stocking up at a jam preserves store?

Idiots. pick up your game or I'm out of here