just saw wednesdays episode of the americans

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cliff notes oh dang yall the cia agents wife rakes him over the coals

ONLY 2 EPISODES LEFT

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also i got a slice of espresso cheesecake


I MEAN WHO KNEW SUCH THINGS EXISTED

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i knew, you should have asked.


also i had a vanilla egg cream last night that literally swam down my throat like a tiny caucasian mermaid on mdma.

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but seriously folks

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tine i feel like in times like this we need to ratchet down the carefree frivolity whats the sitch on ur mothers day gift, like if i had a plus minus relationship i could do like a spite gift or actually put thought into a good gift but were basically neutral but i dont feel like shes been a good enough mother for flowers

i feel like a gift certificate to some awful store that shell never shop at so its like an albatross reminding her she never took me to shakeys pizza enough as a child

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i think pier 1 imports gift cert is in her future

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i call on mothers day and buy her huge volumes of exotic yarn on her birthday + christmas.

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feel like pier 1 gift cert so she can buy gay candles is a way more thoughtful present then talking to her or learning about her hobbys

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hobbies

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i mean 2nd of all do they even have those anymore and 3rd im supporting big box stores which im worried about going out of business cuz fag nerd internet shopping so im likely correct on this

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not sure youre not in denial about my superior egg cream.