408mike is an athetist hes so fukin stupid

[anatine]

DURRRRRRRRR

THATS WHAT YOU BELIEVE MIKE YOU OAF PISS JUNKIE.

[Bobby Wong]

on the other hand, jews believe that doing that to your door jambs will prevent god from killing your children

[Hillbilly Jim]

everyone knows squirrels have bushier tales than that

[Been]

“It looks delicious” you say to your magnificent wife as you gaze down at the warm meal she places in front of you, but as you glance back at up her you notice her petite body trembling. “What is the matter?” you timidly ask her, as a single tear drop falls down into her lap, “I’m….I’m having an affair” she replies. “WHAT, WITH WHO??” you shout across the dinning table, “our daughter..” she whispers back. Immediately, you jump out of your seat and run upstairs to your cabinet, over your wife’s wailing,and fumble with the handle in rage, “this is his doing” you mutter as, filled with with bad intentions, you pull out your 50 caliber Dessert Eagle. She rushes upstairs to stop you, but oh no you put lead between her eyes before she can even try to beg for mercy; however, your rage is not quenched and you bust open your daughter’s bedroom and put more holes in her than a Mexican constructed shed. Finally, you put the gun up to your head and as your finger is twitching you whisper “thanks…obama..” Still don't think it could happen to you?

[anatine]

i think been has given us all something to think about today.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

yeah at least I have the gall to have my own beliefs and be open about them. you on the other hand are a spineless coward who believes nothing and is afraid to talk about anything and everything that pertains to what makes you who you are.