Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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also im putting smoke detectors one notch above the beeping noise a car makes when you dont put on ur seatbelt as my most hated useless things on earth
And to add to the embarrassment. I just got done buying like twenty dowel rods because the latches on the windows at the new house just aren't up to snuff. And that won't do because yah know there are hella home invasion robberies in my hood.
And feel free to mock away when I'm whining in a couple of months because the fire department couldn't rescue my cat because my house was an impenetrable fortress of mostly white paranoia.
lol at thinking some fucking dowel rods are going to keep marauding blacks out
oh i know if someone wants in they are getting in. it's more about the whole having to exert minimal effort to get in thing because I'll be goddamned if I'm getting murdered in my sleep by a lazy person.
Aaaaaaaaaand ive achieved ultimate white person status
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