408MIKE EMERGENCY PLEASE READ: RELATED TO CLEO - SkatzPoker

anatine · 09-08-2013, 03:14 AM

So, wow...

If you post a single thing in the Vin Diesel / Riddick thread Im deleting it without reading it.

Bobby Wong · 09-08-2013, 03:17 AM

did you abduct ape's cat

anatine · 09-08-2013, 03:26 AM

please, when it realized i wasnt going to feed it cake mix there was no keeping it away.

Bobby Wong · 09-08-2013, 03:50 AM

at least blake didn't get his hands on poor cleo

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-10-2013, 03:57 PM

I haven't read one single post in that thread.

You aren't that important is what I'm saying.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-10-2013, 04:12 PM

so mike just found cleo's remains in the front yard amongst some tomato plants. not sure what kind of animal got her yet, but I will find out. speculation from some neighbors is that a pack of 3 coyotes has been coming down from the hills and hunting cats when food is scarce, possible that a hawk or owl got her as well. It's one of the three I'm pretty sure, and I swear on my life I will hunt whatever is responsible to the ends of the earth.

RIP Cleo Baby
RIP Tony Kitten

I do not know why god feels my existence deserves nothing but pain and unhapiness but for whatever it's worth, fuck you god. I don't love you and your mindless followers don't know you so fuck you good and hard bitch.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-10-2013, 04:19 PM

jesus christ mary is blasting abba's "dancing queen" at 120 decibels and I want to kill myself HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A TUESDAY MORNING FOLKS.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-10-2013, 04:20 PM

wong what are the chances my cat was killed by

coyotes
hawk
owl

Rank in order of most to least likely please, also I am gonna need the skinny on how to effectively hunt or trap each.

thanks

408Mittens · 09-10-2013, 05:03 PM

Cleo was killed by a job, Micheal.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-12-2013, 01:36 AM

she was hit by a car you fucking idiot. lord knows I should have learned my lesson when I've lost 10 or so lifetime to this cursed road but NO NO NO, I just can't turn away the chance to love and have the shattered remnants of my heart pulverized again and again and again

i fucking donated all the leftover cat food to my friend with 40 some odd cats. fuck me this guy can't tie his own shoes but somehow he's batting .1000 with no dead cats in years and I literally can't keep one or two alive for whatever reason.

rum dick go fuck yourself