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Join Date: Nov 2009
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This is a skatz public service announcement
no doubt all of you have been affected by the plummeting price of lobster, on the surface you would think oh weird now ill eat and try more lobster, no ladies and gentlemen what ur suffering from is the reverse you see the price of oh wow 14.99 for a whole live lobster, AND IT DISGUSTS YOU
this phenomena will manifest itself when ur out at asian restaurants when 2 years ago someone goes oh lets get the garlic chili lobster and u look and it was 29.99 when other entrees were 15 and u were like alright im in, but now as lobster has fallen back to earth someone goes wanna do a live lobster ur like naaaaaaaaah, maybe ill do scallops
its all happening and the glut of lobsters is gonna be ruining an already kinda lame food that u felt cool ordering, ZERO UPSIDE TO ORDERING LOBSTER UNLESS UR A BLACK GUY and fin
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Lobster prices are artificially depressed because a leading seafood speculator spotted gare passed out at the beach back in July. Gare's sunburnt skin and grotesque clawlike hands led him to believe that the ocean was now routinely producing 300 pound lobsters due to global warming. He immediately divested himself of any and all lobster holdings out of disgust and horror, which caused the market to crash.
Lobster prices are artificially depressed because a leading seafood speculator spotted gare passed out at the beach back in July. Gare's sunburnt skin and grotesque clawlike hands led him to believe that the ocean was now routinely producing 300 pound lobsters due to global warming. He immediately divested himself of any and all lobster holdings out of disgust and horror, which caused the market to crash.
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