SKATZ ALERT IM NOW JUDGING MY ROUNDS OF GOLF BY HOW MANY DEER I SEE ON THE COURSE

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THESE THINGS ARE ADORABLE YALL

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you catch a family of 4 lurking by a sand trap and u can tell that experience makes them feel like new money

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and honeslty if i was a deer id appreciate the textural contrast of the sand trap, im basically simpatico with deers

2 pars out of 11 holes and the rest i picked up my ball cuz i hit like 3 drives off every hole and lost 9 balls

BUT TWO LEGIT PARS PEOPLE

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True story: the psychotic owner of my home course once crashed a small plane on the 18th fairway.

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and honeslty if i was a deer id appreciate the textural contrast of the sand trap, im basically simpatico with deers

2 pars out of 11 holes and the rest i picked up my ball cuz i hit like 3 drives off every hole and lost 9 balls

BUT TWO LEGIT PARS PEOPLE

I've got this feeling that Dave would crush all of us at golf. My ball striking used to be on another level, but I am so out of practice with my putting and short game in general that I'm probably tripling+ anything outside 25 ft.

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if u have a story like that and dont at least put a pic of the golf course scene from casino then you know what vaughn, you literally cannot be helped

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Last spring I had a Palmer course to myself the day it reopened after winter. Hundred or so deer and I'm having to rev the motor on the gas powered cart to get them move and let me have a clear shot to the green. Pretty awesome round. also where the fuck are you right now? Like region wise.

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gas powered golf carts are the greatest thing ever

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Seriously Vaughn post a pic or else I'm renaming your fantasy football team to "the Fruitland French Okies"

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And I have no idea where fruitland texas is but it's a real place and last place skatz football team should have to a. Procure a shirt that says fruitland tx and b. Post a pic in admin of himself wearing it while tebowing.

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yea but is blakes wife gonna let him travel without her