Who here just posts at Skatz and no where else? I'm assuming most of you still post at the ice palace, anyone post at the synagogue? I wish we had more traffic here. I like everyone here.
We were like a Mojito, when all the ingredients we're in the same glass it was beautiful. Unfortunately someone added ice cubes instead of shavings and completely watered down the rum kick which caused all the other ingredients to look for a better drink, the Agua Luca Smash, which while refreshing isn't a Mojito and is maybe a little to complex for the avg drinker. So here we are, an Agua Luca Smash sitting on the bar in a cracked glass partially tasted, next to a glass of ice, a virgin Mint Julep and a an empty bottle of seltzer, some sipping all four and swilling it around in their mouths trying to get that Mojito taste when it's just not a Mojito. They don't serve Mojito's around here any more.
We were like a Mojito, when all the ingredients we're in the same glass it was beautiful. Unfortunately someone added ice cubes instead of shavings and completely watered down the rum kick which caused all the other ingredients to look for a better drink, the Agua Luca Smash, which while refreshing isn't a Mojito and is maybe a little to complex for the avg drinker. So here we are, an Agua Luca Smash sitting on the bar in a cracked glass partially tasted, next to a glass of ice, a virgin Mint Julep and a an empty bottle of seltzer, some sipping all four and swilling it around in their mouths trying to get that Mojito taste when it's just not a Mojito. They don't serve Mojito's around here any more.
Not even a breakdancing diesel can cheer me up. What we had once. It was beautiful. And now it's just smeared feces on a canvas being billed as a Jackson Pollack.