FAO Behemoth

[rum dick]

Bad news broham, skatz traded you to PFA in exchange for 12 packages of ramen noodles, 6 steel reserve tall boys, and a moderately rare albertsons monopoly piece.

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	skatz
	too thin Rooster

[rum dick]

Monopoly piece was F871.

[gay sex]

druffs not gonna let you in sleep in the house but you'll have a pretty good life playing with the other strays

[gay sex]

sharing awful recipes, nipping at each others heels, this is for the best dont look back as i will be crying but you go frolic

[gay sex]

and ive been playing that albertsons game for years bro

[gay sex]

you know daddy needs a break we just couldnt afford ur upkeep pretend ur moving on from like a bad mexican family that cant chip or spay their dog, to a semi more affluent polynesian one two towns over yes somehow the furniture will be worse but ull be better taken care of

[gay sex]

somehow that joke was intended as a polynesians have just awful taste but it also works cuz pfa is awful to look at so two parter we went out on a high note here big dog

[Bobby Wong]

druff so polynesian

[Behemoth]

Sorry to disappoint fellas, but I failed my physical. Druff wants me to be able to pat his back at a rate of 100 times per minute. I accidentally punched him in the face once and the test was over. FYI, I have first right of refusal on any and all trade deals.

[Steerpike]