you know how you are in the haed of a 19 year old chick on myspace

[Hillbilly Jim]

when you signin and you have 6 messages from her all with childlike amusement to be writing to such a sexy beast as myself

[SkyNigger]

The more a girl likes me the less I like her. I haven't been in a relationship for a very long time but I can't figure out why. Do you think it's because I'm not a 'bad boy'? If I get a tattoo, do you think that could rebrand me?

[Hillbilly Jim]

sounds like you are a woman on the inside, basically these chicks that like you are taking on the role of the nice guy and you are the hot chick that likes them at first then gets tired and wants to fuck a bad boy

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sage

[anatine]

The chubby countergirl at Starbucks macked on me today. Something about chubby Thai girls seems too good to be true... I intend to explore this theory.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hmm well this is a vietnamiese girl with cubby cheeks that i thought was korean

here is one of her messages to me
"i could eat bananas all day every day in all sorts of ways! lol. my only stipulation is that it can't have ANY brown spots on it....otherwise i think it's tooo ripe and wont eat it :P"

[SkyNigger]

If a banana has any brown spots or otherwise mild rot, the entire fruit is deemed spoiled and discarded.

The only exception to this rule could perhaps be made for fritters, but I'm not sure anyone eats fritters anymore.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i took it as she only like white dick and or doesnt take it up the ass or do ass to mouth

[Hillbilly Jim]

to test my banna theory i sent her a picture of my erect penis struggling in my boxxer briefs, will let you know how that goes

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struggling

[Hillbilly Jim]

basically im calling this the Great Boner Experiment of 2010

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struggling

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRNmL4m5OIk