official rofl at the nfl offseason thread

[rum dick]

http://www.indystar.com/story/sports...-help/6523925/

So the owner of the Colts gets arrested for dwi and felony possession of four different controlled substances and the local paper is like thank God he hit "rock bottom" because he woulda died without this wakeup call. And then it turns out he wasn't drunk and the drugs were schedule iv (valium, xanax, etc. not coke or pain meds). Rofl. Ok. Dude probably has prescriptions for days he can point to and say the pills came from. And even if he doesn't a rich guy taking chill pills isn't remotely newsworthy.

[rum dick]

Also mike vick being coached by rex ryan with petulant geno smith cameos would be the greatest hard knocks ever.

[rum dick]

Only possible better hard knocks would be if the cowboys drafted manziel and also signed sanchize and then had the most ridiculous nfl qb contest ever.

[MistaCobalina]

Bitch better change that tattoo to "7" because there's a new bull in town to satisfy the needs of Mrs Ryan.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

Only possible better hard knocks would be if the cowboys drafted manziel and also signed sanchize and then had the most ridiculous nfl qb contest ever.

Throw Romo in the mix and see which one can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Let Andre Ware judge the contest

[Behemoth]

#7 Mexico jersey just outsold Green Bay's Mark Chmura's throwback "#89 RAPE" jersey. Welcome to NY nigga. Holla

[Behemoth]

Seriously gonna hang it up as a Browns fan if those assholes draft Manziel.