Scooter

[pass tha blunt moron]

I am about to graduate from college with a BA. I still do not know what I'm going to do, so I'm scouting the globe for jobs.

Can I work for you?

Sincerely,
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[gay sex]

the answer is yes

[SkyNigger]

Hella would old boy but the board set an internal target to hit 20% female representation by end financial year. Affirmative action and that. Righting the wrongs of history. We're leading the charge.

Any chance you are African-AMERICAN? Or belong to a minority of any kind? Or slept with one perchance?

[pass tha blunt moron]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DakotaBurnsInHell

Hella would old boy but the board set an internal target to hit 20% female representation by end financial year. Affirmative action and that. Righting the wrongs of history. We're leading the charge.

Any chance you are African-AMERICAN? Or belong to a minority of any kind? Or slept with one perchance?

None of the above, unfortunately.

Please provide your address as I'll be moving in at the end of May. I won't hear anything about it, John old boy. I am to be your personal assistant for 80k / year. You'll find that I'm bright, quick-witted, and an overall shining asset for to better your life tenfold.

You could use a good assistant, couldn't you Scoot?

[Hillbilly Jim]

hmm after watching Frank Spencer try to immigrate to Australia i dont know if you would qualify if you told them you were going to be a personal assistant

[pass tha blunt moron]

I can faggot my way to any corner of the world.

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by pass tha blunt moron

None of the above, unfortunately.

Please provide your address as I'll be moving in at the end of May. I won't hear anything about it, John old boy. I am to be your personal assistant for 80k / year. You'll find that I'm bright, quick-witted, and an overall shining asset for to better your life tenfold.

You could use a good assistant, couldn't you Scoot?

You would be all that. And more.

But I hella need a PA who weighs 42 kg and has DD whoopie cushions [for intercontinental flights so I don't look like a donk carrying my own pillow through the airport]. Male or female is not important - just must meet the specifications?

I'm currently living in hotels. Because I'm too dysfunctional to live.

[pass tha blunt moron]

I'll have you know that you can't fire me, because I quit.

[SkyNigger]

You're hired.

[pass tha blunt moron]

I need a better salary than that, are you kidding me