but seriously how good are chicken mcnuggets

[gay sex]

gonna try to eat 50 yall

[SkyNigger]

I am a fan of Chicken McNuggets.

[SkyNigger]

card-carrying y'all

[MistaCobalina]

Do you dip them or raw dawg?


If dipped, do you use McD's condiments? if so, which? ( If there is a god, it's honey mustard).

If not, what do you dip them in?


50 nuggets is alot of condiment.

[SkyNigger]

Mustard is god. sfobv

If amazing fresh, dipping is a crime. If not, not dipping is a crime.

Also I used to work at McDonalds and have eaten more McNuggets than the rest of Skatz combined.

True story.

[gay sex]

i was frontin it was just gon be one of them 10 pieces with sweet and sour dawwwg

[SkyNigger]

I'm not ready for the McNuggets discussion to end.

Also you can dip fresh hot McNuggets in freezing soft serve and you have created god.

[ghost]

I went to Maccas at about 5am once with a chick after studying (her idea, though admittedly she knew I woulda made her walk home if she wanted something else), and the oils had just been changed in the frier - that minute. They was the bestest nuggs I've ever had. Fucking crisp and amazing. I was sporting a half tent after one bite.

Also, can we shorten nuggets to nuggs. I think it's truly fetch. Also, fetch deserves to be in our voacb. etc., etc.

[anatine]

PREPARE FOR TRUEST STORY EVER BRO:

































OH SHIT HERE WE GO.

[anatine]

TRUEST STORY EVER BRO:

2 NIGHTS AGO, I HAD ZERO OPTIONS FOR FOOD. IT WAS 1:30AM SUNDAY NIGHT DOG. THE ONE WEBSITE THAT LETS ME ORDER FROM A LOCAL MEXICAN PLACE WAS OFFLINE. SHIT WAS GETTING PITCHY.

I PICKED UP MY PHONE AND DIALED 4 NUMBERS:

1711

I WAS GREETED BY ABOUT 5 SECONDS OF INDECYPHERABLE MOONJABBER. NOT BEING FROM THE FUCKING MOON, I WAITED IT OUT.

THEN I HEAR:

FOR ENGLISH, PRESS 9.

SO I PRESS 9 I DOES.

A SEXY YOUNG WOMAN ANSWERS THE PHONE DOG, IMMED.

UHHHH IS THIS MCDONALDS I STAMMER? NOT QUITE BELIEVING.

SHE CONFIRMS THAT IT IS, IN FACT, MC MOTHER FUCKING DONALDS, AND THAT NIGGAS KNOW.

NOW I DONT KNOW MUCH BUT IF NIGGAS KNOW, IM ON THE TEAM, NAHMEAN?

NOW HERE IS THE OTHER PROBLEM. IVE LIVED HERE FOR 3 WEEKS AND TO DATE, NOT A SINGLE CAB DRIVER HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I LIVE. SO I ANTICIPATE GROTESQUE FAILURE WHEN I HERE HE, WITHOUT PROMPTING, *TELL ME WHERE I LIVE*.

SHE LITERALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE I LIVED FROM MY PHONE NUMBER DOG.

I ORDERED:

DOUBLE BIG MAC
FRIED CHICKEN
CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

AND I SUPERSIZED THE CUNTING SHIT OUT OF MY DOUBLE BIG MAC MEAL.

MY HAND TO GOD NIGGA 45 MINUTES LATER, AT 2:15AM MONDAY MORNING, THEY HAD DELIVERED *ALL* MY FOOD AND IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

I WOULDNT LIE TO YOU DOG SHITS REAL ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

THE STORY HAS A SAD ENDING, HOWEVER:

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