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[blake]

i tried to search for an ex-girlfriend on facebook, but accidentally typed her name in my status update instead of the search bar. did not realize what happened till people commented calling me a stalker. pretty embarrassing.

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roffle

[Hillbilly Jim]

should have just typed in a bunch of names of people you know and played it off like you didnt know how to use the search fucntion

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veteran move

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

should have just typed in a bunch of names of people you know and played it off like you didnt know how to use the search fucntion

so it looks like i am stalking a bunch of people and not just my ex?

[gay sex]

worst lawyer in america folks and hes all ours

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kid's heatin up

[gay sex]

maybe send her a blakebread cellars from your private collection as an apology?

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kid's on fire

[Steerpike]

shout out to gay sex refusing to let me have the dilliy dally mav mavs+4.5

[rum dick]

Pull a weiner - post a pic of your dick and then say your account was hacked.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

did your racist friends mock you for longing for the spurious loins of shintillsha jackson?

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	I love you
	shintillsha

[behemoth old]

We have a new master of the internet folks. And his name is Balke.

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rum Dick

Pull a weiner - post a pic of your dick and then say your account was hacked.

On second thought.....apparently this idea doesn't work