I made a bet with a friend, he took Kuchar, I took McIlroy.
We bet over a dispute about Rory's potential the night of his Masters melt down, he originally took Tiger though.
Laying the groundwork:
Rory's bringing the thunder, bro. Basically he's going to combo, bitch slap the congressional like Cardinal did Chris Bosh last night.
Trolling opportunities like this one don't come around all that often. Hopefully the kid can stay golden.