***Official Decree***
IN accordance with the bylaws and constitution of Skatz Poker dot com, as laid forth by the Founding Mothers Article 1 Section 1 - Ownership, I am hereby filing a claim for 1% ownership of Skatz Poker. I will not require a certificate suitable for framing, because honestly I'm not sure gare wouldn't toss bodily fluids on it and lets be real here, I don't need gare DNA in my possession.
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