***Official Boise Goatpocalypse Thread*** - SkatzPoker

Bobby Wong · 08-03-2018, 06:53 PM

Bobby Wong · 08-03-2018, 06:54 PM

Bobby Wong · 08-03-2018, 06:59 PM

Bobby Wong · 08-03-2018, 07:01 PM

turns out they were rental goats

http://werentgoats.com/

Hillbilly Jim · 08-03-2018, 11:15 PM

i dont want to say that sonatine started a rental goat business but sonatinestarted a rental goat b usiness

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=74642

anatine · 08-03-2018, 11:54 PM

why cant people just be happy for me

Bobby Wong · 08-04-2018, 12:01 AM

jim's just salty because when he tried to return his rental goat they said it was excessively soiled and had damage beyond normal wear and tear and wouldn't give his security deposit back

Hillbilly Jim · 08-04-2018, 12:04 AM

that was the last time i took a live goat to the cashmere convention

Bobby Wong · 08-04-2018, 01:33 AM

i was implying that you jizzed on the goat, jim

Hillbilly Jim · 08-04-2018, 02:26 AM

actually i was conned by a group of "scientists" and they were the ones that jizzed on it

they told me they wanted to test ways to clean jizz out of cashmere but they were just degenerates that like jizzing on cashmere and hit the lottery when a live goat showed up