***Official "I Just Jacked off" Thread***

[SetofKs]

post here any time you jack off

[SetofKs]

Can a mod make the "o" in "off" capitalized please? Wasn't horny but just jacked off so I could make this request fwiw

[Behemoth]

bumpin cause were pud thumpin

[Behemoth]

btw, if you're not jerking off 4-5 times a day you need to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

[SetofKs]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behemoth

btw, if you're not jerking off 4-5 times a day you need to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

i'm a meth type of fellow so i jerk all day, every day, but i never bust because of the drugs. so yah i only jerk once a day i guess

[SetofKs]

i don't even fuck anymore. got way too used to the grip of death. no pussy is close to as tight as my hand so theres no chance of busting

[Bobby Wong]

if you never nut, how do you know if you just jerked off or if you're in the middle of jerking off

[SetofKs]

just jerked my tiny pathetic hog boyos. what have you done today?

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

if you never nut, how do you know if you just jerked off or if you're in the middle of jerking off

#DoingItWrong

[Behemoth]

rubbed one out to the Queen, for old time's sake