why doesn't gare like harry potter?

[Bobby Wong]

because every time he hears "hogwarts" he has flashbacks to a real low period in his life when he studied abroad in dusseldorf and spent half the semester at der schwanzdoctor undergoing a series of delicate procedures mit lasers

[gay sex]

THATS GOING LONNNNNNNNNG PEOPLE

[gay sex]

also a decade ago me and wong being the last men standing here at skatz was like 4000 to 1 we see you haters

[gay sex]

im counting actual skatz content not when we update each other in the admin forum on our varied and horrific lives

[Bobby Wong]

its okay, jims saving up bottles to get his internet turned back on

[gay sex]

this is not even a joke i apparently had knocked over my laundry detergent earlier and i just walked to do some important laundry literally feet up in the air cartoon style like i stepped on an oil slick i showered myself off but marrone this one hurts the ego

[gay sex]

at least i got that morning shower out the way but my god