While you sit there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 days with your Best Poster Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Jim. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on this forum. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Scooter’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Scooter’s ass as Gamble-Bot was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Gare though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
I am the best poster in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this forum. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Steerpike saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Pike guy. You know who else was a Pike guy? DRK Star. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and DRK is I’m going to leave with the Best Poster Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Scooter’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost four months, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this forum, in the PMs, even in social groups! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely Popular Tags wall. I’m not on the calendar. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in photoshops. I’m certainly not in any crappy Social Groups. I’m not on the Skatzpoker site banner. I’m not on any pinned threads at the top of the forum. I’m not a mod. I’m not an admin. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Gare is the main face of IST and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are nodding your head agreeing with me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are making those tags right now. You’re the ones that pin those threads that my posts aren't the OP of. And then at five in the morning online, you try to shove it in my face and get a joke of mine and try to sell it because you’re too lazy to go get your own material.
I’m leaving with the Best Poster Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in 408's Fitness Forum. Maybe…I’ll go back to Boris. Hey, Neverstop, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this website. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Scooter is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like BigDMcGee, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Scooter is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by Reppat and his Sonatine and the rest of his stupid posters.
Let me tell you a personal story about SkyNigger alright. We do this whole bully campaign
You know why IndianaJim is not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical douchebag yes-men like Bobby Wong who are going to tell him everything he wants to hear.
And I'd like to think that maybe this forum will be better after IndianaJim is dead, but the fact is it's going to get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
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