On an unrelated note, have a hecka important court date tomorrow and a ginormous zit on my nose. Talking conjoined twin. It aint good. So the plan is to have edwina roll in wearing something tight and shoot for misdirection. #sandrabullock
Yall will be happy to note that opp counsel was soooo busy making a fool of himself and acting like a nervous noob that no one noticed the zit from hell. Literally thought the guy was going to shit himself when the judge set the trial date. Good times, goooood times.
Oh yeah that's right. You mentioned that a few years back on another site. Would love to hear the whole story about your month in coronado.
i deflowered a virgin in her moms bed and another girl sucked my dick so hard she vomited into my sleeping bag.
those are the high notes and probably there is no way to weave them into a comprehensive account of my month there, so its best we get them out of the way now.
Coronado - shit just got real
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